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Post February 7th, 2021, 11:50 pm

I strongly dislike The Hobbit films. Here is a video that briefly touches on a few reasons why...



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Post February 8th, 2021, 1:09 pm

<sigh>

The Hobbit should have been a no-brainer. It should have been a great movie, or maybe duo, but the addition of so many pointless characters and unnecessary storylines was nothing short of a travesty in my opinion. To this day, the Rankin-Bass animated film will always be "The Hobbit" for me.

I sat through the first movie and while there were some issues I disliked, I consider it the least offensive of the two movies I watched, but could already see that it was not going to be the film I'd hoped for.

By the time I had the unfortunate displeasure of watching the opening scene for the second film, I was ready to walk out. The introduction of the characters from the party, to Beorn, was instrumental in developing that character of the story and it was completely ignored in the film when the party just bursts into Beorn's house, literally the complete opposite of how the scene is described in the book. Honestly, based on the character from the book, Beorn should have at the very least tossed the entire party out, if not shaped shifted and killed a few of them for invading his home.

After that, I don't think I gave much from the second movie, more than an annoyed glance, and by the time it was over, I was done with PJ's version of The Hobbit, not even bothering to continue watching the third movie (and I still have not done so, pretty sure I never will).
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Post February 10th, 2021, 8:01 pm

If you thought the second film was bad, you're lucky to have not wasted part of your life on the third film. Ho-ly shit was it awful. Wretched.

Maybe we'll be lucky enough before we die at ripe old ages that HBO, Amazon, Netflix, or some other outfit will make a true-to-source film / mini-series of The Hobbit to replace New Line Cinema's shit stain trilogy.
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Post February 13th, 2021, 8:53 pm

You know, I would have been happy if it had just remained in book form.
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Post February 27th, 2021, 10:01 pm

The Critical Drinker is my Spirit Animal. I think that the cartoon from the 70's was way closer to the spirit of the book. The movies had a passing resemblance to the first book that I ever bought with my own money.

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Post March 3rd, 2021, 7:45 pm

sbaldrick wrote: February 27th, 2021, 10:01 pm The Critical Drinker is my Spirit Animal.
I've watched several Critical Drinker reviews and think his critiques have been spot on about 99% of the time.
sbaldrick wrote: February 27th, 2021, 10:01 pmI think that the cartoon from the 70's was way closer to the spirit of the book.

Absolutely agree! Smaug was definitely more interesting in the cartoon than what was put on the big screen.
sbaldrick wrote: February 27th, 2021, 10:01 pmThe movies had a passing resemblance to the first book that I ever bought with my own money.
They both had some of the same names and places. :lol:
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